getsuswet:

lustygreedyvanity:

twohornygirls:

http://twohornygirls.tumblr.com/

I recently bought handcuffs but my ex was too much of a scared little bitch to actually use them with me…Time to find a new playmate?

~Allison

(Source: awkward-b-i-t-c-h)

psychology-terms:

Sternberg’s Love Theory

(Source: annalouise90)

(Source: tatiannamaslany)

(Source: thescreamapillar)

(Source: davosseaworths)

(Source: comicshans)

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

(Source: oceanicforest)

(Source: sarahseeandersen)

reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

jesuschrist-:

we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see

cosmo tip #526

expertcosmotips:

have a rap battle before sex to determine who will be top 

doloresdepalabra:

Ryan McGinley

jensenlocked:

moriartyisaprincess:

mu5icliz:

50shadesoffrey:

fatkidinmath:

letsjustpretendimhot:

what if you could hear boners

like a text notification

If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

two of whom are brothers