February 2012
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
1 tag
Three names you go by.
Little Bird, Kaylabird, Kaywa.
Three facts about yourself.
I want a hairless rat, I trust my tarot cards more than most people, I get excited to go get groceries.
Three things that happened today.
I woke up, went to work, got free coffee.
Three favorite songs right now.
Intro by The XX, Black Water by Apparat, any Until We Bleed remix.
Three breakfast foods...
“It seems the word ‘slut’ can be applied to any activity that doesn’t include...”
– Jessica Valenti, He’s a Stud, She’s a Slut, and 49 Other Double Standards Every Woman Should Know. (via nefffy)
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via superpussy)
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
