- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: how do I spell house?
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
true friendship is feeling comfortable talking about your deranged and potentially illegal fetishes
